i'm here to kick ass, not kiss it.

That was easy.

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So I got invited to this lunch thing with the Dean of Students in thanks for a volunteer thing I participated in and I was the only student there the rest were workers and the dean and his secretary and it was really awkward then the dean sat next to me and it got even more awkward and harder for me because I was trying to hold in a fart but it soon mellowed down, not my fart, but the atmosphere and I got to ask him about how good his sandwich was

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Mutant and proud

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Get to know me meme - [4/10] favorite male characters: Iron Man.

I am Iron Man.

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alright you guys have posted some pretty bad jokes on here but not one comes close to this doozy

brace yourselves

so there’s a far-off place that consists of a perfectly triangular lake surrounded by land, with three kingdoms on the three sides of the lake. the first…

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Anonymous asked: So I'm trying to get into comics, yeah it's hard when you're 16, but is there some place you think I should start? I've seen all of the marvel movies, it's kind of why I wanted to start reading the comics. I'm just lost because there are so many.

it’s never too late, bby. Although,I’ve been getting a lot of questions about comics and idk how yall got the semblance that I’m good at this but I’ll still try and answer

I’ll suggest Hawkeye by Matt Fraction. I love the art and the writing and it’s fairly recent so I think there are good links around for it. But I don’t want to force you into reading anything so how about we start off with a character you’re interested with to narrow down a good series.

(And follow americachavez I believe she has a far better knowledge about marvel than me)

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sometimes I would reply to people’s posts and then realize that tumblr mobile didn’t refresh and that post was actually from like lightyears ago and I have just made myself look like a creep I’m sorry

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Cosmic Love (Acoustic Version) - Florence + The Machine

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drrudeboy asked: top 5 avengers and general marvel storylines?

1. Black Widow
2. Iron Man
3. Captain America
4. Hawkeye
5. Thor

Storylines? hmmm i dont read comics often but i have a few of each to get a good feel
1. Ultimates (Spider-Man)
2. Civil War
3. Extremis
4. Schism
5.  AxV

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our-asgardian-warrior asked: Top 5 pet peeves?

1. Hmm omg there’s this sound of a pen or a pencil writing on a paper in some way i dont know how to describe it but it’s a swift scratching/scraping sound that makes me want to pierce any nearby writing implement into my temples
2. people who don’t wash their hands before/after cooking/baking/eating. if you’re going to be feeding me and i saw you NOT wash your hands, i will get a knife, cut an onion and shove it in your eyes
3. hair in my food (i have many traumatic experiences)
4. nosy people
5. impolite people

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Anonymous asked: Top 5 heroes?

1. Black Widow
2. Spider-man
3. Iron Man
4. Captain America
5. Ms. Marvel

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Anonymous asked: Top 5 Female Actresses

1. Audrey Hepburn? I love her so much
2. Scarlett Johansson (of course)
3. Lucy Liu (my loveeee)
4. Emma Stone (because i’m so attached to Gwen Stacy)
5. Gianna Jun (South Korean actress, i love all her characters)

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